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Gandhi ge Funny
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak
Answer these Questions
Ye fill kro abhi Plz:
Q1: Agr aap 1 din liye mere 7 Ghomne chalty to kahan?
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Q2:Agr aap Hamare Rishte ko change kar sakte to konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3:Agr aap ko chance mile mujy kuch kehny ka to kya kehty?
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Q4: Agr aapko meri 1 cheez lene ka moqa milta to kya lety?
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Reply Zarur dena,..,
Q1: Agr aap 1 din liye mere 7 Ghomne chalty to kahan?
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Q2:Agr aap Hamare Rishte ko change kar sakte to konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3:Agr aap ko chance mile mujy kuch kehny ka to kya kehty?
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Q4: Agr aapko meri 1 cheez lene ka moqa milta to kya lety?
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Reply Zarur dena,..,
Happy Mothers Day Wishes
Unique Mother’s Day Card Messages
- You are the greatest gift from the heavens mother, filled with love and care for all your children and the entire family.
- Your smile brightens each day just as the morning rays shines on the hills and it’s with doubt that this gives us the courage to face the new day with joy.
Labor Day Collection
Amazing Collection of Labor Day Wishes, Latest Labor Day Greetings and Huge collection of Labor Day SMS on Labor Day ..
Labor was the first price,
the original purchase-moneythat was paid for all things.
It was not by gold or by silver,
but by labor,
that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.
Happy Labor Day to all laborers.
- Labor disgraces no man;
unfortunately, you occasionally find men
who disgrace labor.
Happy Labor Day.
April Fool Jokes
It’s not about SMS, it’s just a trick April fool
Put a bottle of liquid soap in the toilet tank.
The next person to pull the chain will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
Cheese is cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get I
‘ll throw u
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* GTTTER *
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Put a bottle of liquid soap in the toilet tank.
The next person to pull the chain will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
Cheese is cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get I
‘ll throw u
* – * – * – * – * – * – *
* GTTTER *
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April Fool
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
1st April Fool
Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Plz go to mobile creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ;-) :P
Happy April Fools Day
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Happy April Fools Day ;-)
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Happy Fools Day !
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Plz go to mobile creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ;-) :P
Happy April Fools Day
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Happy April Fools Day ;-)
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Happy Fools Day !
Eid Milad un Nabi Mubarak Ho
Eid Milad Mubarak Ho
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat
Namazon ka rakhye ga sath
Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat
Duao mai rakhiya ga hum ko Yad
Mubarak ho ap 12 Rabi-ul-Awal ki yeh rat
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat
Namazon ka rakhye ga sath
Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat
Duao mai rakhiya ga hum ko Yad
Mubarak ho ap 12 Rabi-ul-Awal ki yeh rat
12 Rabi Ul Awal
Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala
*RASOOL* Ka
Ye Sari Kainat Hai Sadqa
*RASOOL* Ka
Khusboo Gulab Hai Pasina
*RASOOL* Ka
Aap Ko Mubark Ho Mahina
*RASOOL* Ka
Ye Sari Kainat Hai Sadqa
*RASOOL* Ka
Khusboo Gulab Hai Pasina
*RASOOL* Ka
Aap Ko Mubark Ho Mahina
Hindi Whatsapp
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We have a nice collection of most popular hindi whatsapp status updated daily .
Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega...:-P
Itna na sataya kar ke raat bhar na so sake hum, Subah ko surkh ankhon ka sabab pochte hain log
We have a nice collection of most popular hindi whatsapp status updated daily .
Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega...:-P
Itna na sataya kar ke raat bhar na so sake hum, Subah ko surkh ankhon ka sabab pochte hain log
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