I commented on her fb status

“Happy new year
hai dhilai bhaye pani.”

Ye fill kro abhi Plz:
Q1: Agr aap 1 din liye mere 7 Ghomne chalty to kahan?
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Q2:Agr aap Hamare Rishte ko change kar sakte to konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3:Agr aap ko chance mile mujy kuch kehny ka to kya kehty?
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Q4: Agr aapko meri 1 cheez lene ka moqa milta to kya lety?
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Reply Zarur dena,..,

Relationship between lovers in today's age!!

"You can touch each other.,
but u cannot touch each others mobilez.! :p

Best break up line by a girl:

" wanna see magic ? "

Boy:"yes sure"

Girl:"POOF you are single !!!"

Gal: What do you think about our love? Boy: Try to count the stars in the sky
Gal: Awwww....It's infinite?!


Boy: No bitch! It's a waste of time

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because

A relationship has : A girl.. A boy..

an ex trying to mess it up..

& a 'friend' waiting for a break up...

Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No

Boy: Why ?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it

Boy in his mind: Baapre! I am acting but she is overacting.

First day of school..boy sees a beautiful girl siting rite next to him and writes on a paper.. '' I love u,do you love me?'' and passes the paper to her.. she replies'no''.. He didnt giv up, he rubs her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied yes..

Moral of the story:

"Come to the front gate of
 my apartment where u Drop me,
 Look for flat 9A,
 YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
 Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
 Get out of the lift
 YOu will find my flat on left....

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Don't kill yourself over a girl.. She'll get another guy to your funeral

So True

Once A Girl Asked Her Boyfriend : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height And Distance But Not Love, Friendship And Trust ?

Boy Thought For A While
-
Took Her In His Arms,