Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Rahta Hai,
Female Brain:"
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai
Male Brain:"
96% – Leni Hai
1% – Kaise Leni Hai
1% – Kiski Leni Hai
1% – Kab Leni Hai
1% – Kahan Pe Leni Hai... :D

Judge=Tum Ny 10 Saal Sy Apni Wife K0 Daraa K,Dhamka K, Apnay C0ntrol Me Rkha Hy......!!
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Mulzim=But Sir

Nahi Iqbal ne jagaya iss qoam ko hargiz
Rakha hae wapda ne jis qadar bedar millat ko


WAPDA Keeps the Nation Awake. Three cheers for WAPDA for this ‘noble’ deed.

Ameer banna hae to ...

Foran Mom Batti , Lalteen aur Generator ka business shuru kr do :D :P 

In Pakistan 'LOL' means

Lots of Load-Shedding. :D :P

What is WAPDA?

Sir, its the abbreviation of Water and Power Disappearing Authority. :D

Awam se pur zor appeal hae k

2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017

mei shaadi krne wale Log sirf Bijli paida krein
Mulk mei bijli ki kami hae bacho ki nahi. :WAPDA

2018 mein Insha Allah Imran Khan bijli ke bohran per Qaabo paa ley ga.

I commented on her fb status

“Happy new year
hai dhilai bhaye pani.”

Sardar Ne "A, B, C" Sikhi
Techer
ab A Sy Z Tk Fruit k Nam Banao

Happy Ramadan Mubarak 

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to

Bachay Ki Maa Bachy Se:
'Tum Poore Saal Nahi Parhte Or Exams Aatay Hi Kitabon Me Lag Jate Ho?

Damn Monday, why do you always have to ruin my weekend!

isn't ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?

Mondays just another reason to be angry lol

just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.

Yeh jo dil h0ta ha na
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak

It’s not about SMS, it’s just a trick April fool
Put a bottle of liquid soap in the toilet tank.
The next person to pull the chain will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Cheese is cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get I
‘ll throw u
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* GTTTER *
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY


Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


Plz go to mobile creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623


31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)


When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.


You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ;-) :P
Happy April Fools Day


It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Happy April Fools Day ;-)


A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Happy Fools Day !

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Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega...:-P

Itna na sataya kar ke raat bhar na so sake hum, Subah ko surkh ankhon ka sabab pochte hain log