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Commented on Her fb status

I commented on her fb status

“Happy new year
hai dhilai bhaye pani.”

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Pogo Jokes Funny

Scientists discovered that most women, at some point in their lives contain intelligent DNA.

Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out! >=) =D =))

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

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Wife going to Spain

Wife going 2 Spain
What should I bring 4 u?

Husband: A Spanish girl

Wife leaves quietly.
On her return,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?

Wife: Wait for 9 months :D :D :D :P

Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kar Liya

Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kar Liya Aur Uske Baad Uski Aatma Use Kachot Rahi Thi.

Doctor Ko Ye Baat Baar-Baar Yaad Aa Rahi Thi Aur Wo Kaafi Dukhi Ho Raha Tha.

Isi Beech Uske Andar Se Aawaz Aayi: “Koi Baat Nahi Tum Duniya Ke Pahle Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kiya Hai Aur Aakhiri Doctor Bhi Nahi Ho, Isliye Chinta Chhodo Aur Apne Kaam Mein Dhyaan Lagao”

Tabhi Andar Se Ek Aur Aawaz Aayi: “Theek Hai Pahle Aur Akhiri Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kiya Ho, Par Socho Ki Tum Ek Janwaron Ke Doctor Ho“  :D :D

Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kar Liya

Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kar Liya Aur Uske Baad Uski Aatma Use Kachot Rahi Thi.

Doctor Ko Ye Baat Baar-Baar Yaad Aa Rahi Thi Aur Wo Kaafi Dukhi Ho Raha Tha.

Isi Beech Uske Andar Se Aawaz Aayi: “Koi Baat Nahi Tum Duniya Ke Pahle Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kiya Hai Aur Aakhiri Doctor Bhi Nahi Ho, Isliye Chinta Chhodo Aur Apne Kaam Mein Dhyaan Lagao”

Tabhi Andar Se Ek Aur Aawaz Aayi: “Theek Hai Pahle Aur Akhiri Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sxex Kiya Ho, Par Socho Ki Tum Ek Janwaron Ke Doctor Ho“  :D :D

Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki

Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Dar Se Kabhi Apni Chut Ko Aur Kabhi Ladke Ko Lund Ko Dekh Kar Rone Lagi.

Ladka Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha: “Kya Hua?”

Ladki: “Jab Andar Gaya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aaya To Teen 3 Inch Ka Ho Gaya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

Sunny Loene Dukhi Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi

Sunny Loene Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.
Sunny Loene: “Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: “Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai?”

Sunny Loene Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai“  :D :D

An empty web browsing history, is a sure sign of guilt.

An empty web browsing history,
is a sure sign of guilt.

Ex Girl Friend How are you

Ex-Girl Friend: Hey, How are you doing These Days ?

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