Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko 

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa 

Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when 

you wakeup today? 

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Faraz k baad ab
" Nawaz Sharif " k liye Arz Karte Hain

" Ganje " Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak.

Wa wa wa

1. Riddle:

There was a man walking in the rain. His jacket and pants were wet. He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet? Who was that person and how is it possible?

Scientists discovered that most women, at some point in their lives contain intelligent DNA.

Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out! >=) =D =))

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

Jin boys ki jaanu nai hoti wo becharay bs is baat par hi dil behla letay hain....
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Girl: My janu, My baby, Mera Bacha
My sweetu, My golu
kya tum muj se ShAdi kroge, bol mera baby

Boy: O fitey mu kaminiye propose kr rhi hai ya goad le rhi ho..

REAL TENSION
Ek Sundar Ladki Ne Tumse Lift Mangi....
Raste Mein Uski Tabiat Khrab Ho Gai....
Aap Use Hospital Le Gae....
Doctor bola- Mubarak Ho Aap Baap Bnne Wale
Ho....
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Lo Ho Gai Tension
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App Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hu
Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Bap Hai
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Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi

Wo bar bar muhje sar sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa paa k us k pas gya

Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey

Usne sharmate hue kaha

“Bhai ap ny shlwar ulti pehni hui he”  xD

Wife:

Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb:
Don't worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
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Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.. xD

Yra raat se barish ho rhi  aise mosam main aksar Truck ulat jate hain  

Jo smjh gay lyk kro aur bacha log pogo 

2 Type ki grls k piche mat bhago..
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kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse
nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi 

Hakumat hai shalwar ni hai jo itni jaldi aur asani se utar jay gi.

Veena malik ki imran khan aur tahir ul qadri se munh mari. . . . . .

Super idea !  
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agar apk pas kisi ko dane ko kuch nahe ho to usko EK
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Me : Ami Mujhy ek Larka Pasand aya hai

Ami : Axha...!!! Kia Kerta hai ....????

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Me : Din main 500sms + Fb Per 5 Pages ka Admin hai har Page per 1M+ likes hain

here comes Flying chuppal 20km\h

Happy birthday 2u,
happy birthday 2u!
u were born in d zoo,
u were born in d zo0,
with d monkeys,
n donkeys dats looks just like u!

aaj k is modern yug  me har ladki khubsurati ki daud me ek dusre se aage bhagne ki koshis kar rahi he wo apne chehre or badan ko aise banakar rakhti he ki har koi usko dekhe or kahe wah kya maal he. or  ye sab sun k wo nihal ho jaye.

waise achi surat ki ladkiyo k liye  har koi aisa bolta he wo waise hi khubsurat he lekin hamare bataye hue tariko pe chal k  badsurat ladki bhi achi achi khubsurat ladkiyo ko pachad sakti he or khubsurat ladki hamara tarika istmaal kare to aasman ki pariya bhi sharma jaengi

Women's responses to….

2inches- I can't even hold it, properly.

3inches- never been so unsatisfied, inmywhole life.

4inches- I have had bigger than it 

5inches- Good, but notenough!

6inches- almost alright.

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,

1st : BORING

2nd : INTERSTING
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BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
Jaan-bujh kar
UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!

Mujhe dono pasand hai :))

Height of Kaminapan:

A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..

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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
   
Really cnfusing yaar