Larkia khobsurat kese lagna sekhe funny

aaj k is modern yug  me har ladki khubsurati ki daud me ek dusre se aage bhagne ki koshis kar rahi he wo apne chehre or badan ko aise banakar rakhti he ki har koi usko dekhe or kahe wah kya maal he. or  ye sab sun k wo nihal ho jaye.

waise achi surat ki ladkiyo k liye  har koi aisa bolta he wo waise hi khubsurat he lekin hamare bataye hue tariko pe chal k  badsurat ladki bhi achi achi khubsurat ladkiyo ko pachad sakti he or khubsurat ladki hamara tarika istmaal kare to aasman ki pariya bhi sharma jaengi


 ab badsurat ladkiyo ko khubsurat ladkiyo se jalne ki jarurat nahi he  ye  daur  kuch kar dikhane ka aaj tak sundar ko ati sundar banane k tarike hi aaye he  kisi ne banjar ujde chehre ki ladkiyo k liye kuch nahi banaya wo bechari andar se toot jati he or khud ko faltu samjh k chulhe choke  k samne  jhonk deti he or bimar pati ki belan se khujli mita kbacho ko kahti he or ek roti du beta. nahi nahi ab waqt badal gaya he kamoo 28 ki age me 22  ki lagegi ab kisi engineer bhai ko apni bahan ki fikar karne ki jarurat nahi uski bahan buddhi  nahi hogi agar hamare tarike  pe chale  to

sabse pahle aapko mann me than lena he ki 70 mint he mere paas aaj duniya ki sabae khubsurat dikhungi hi chahe iske liye meri jaan chali jaye in ye 70 mint mujh se  mera bhagwan bhi nahi le sakta..  ye 70 mint meri zindagi badal denge

agar aapko bhulne ki bimari he to ye  jo yahan likha ja  raha he ghajini film k aamir khan ki tarah apne pure badan pe likh le lekin hamare bataye tarike jarur istmaal kare

kaise dikhe khubsurat--->

1. jo ladkiya pahle hi khubsurat he wo aalsi ho gayi he wo sochti he waise hi hajaro deewane  he ab q nahane dant saaf karne jaise ghatiya kaamo me  waqt ki barbadi kare jab bhi kahin party me jana ho wo moo pe chinte maar k makeup chadha k nikal jati he moo ki badboo chipane k liye wriglys chabati rahi he bas tumko  ye karna he roj nahana he  or dant bhi ghis ghis  k saaf karne he isse  tum kuch jagah pe  to  yahin maat de dogi

2.  "aatmvishvash" ye ek aesi chij he jiske dum pe inshan chand pe bhi chala gaya bas aapko apna aatmvishvash bana k rakhna he agar aap sach me bahut gandi shaql ki malkin he to aap ko har un chijo se parhej karna he jo aapka aatmvisvah tode  sabse pahle to apne ghar se aaina nikal k fake de ye manhus hi sabse bada dushman he uski jagah kisi heroin ki badi si photo laga de jab bhi aap kahin jane ki tayari kare ache se makeup maar k mast kapde pahan k us  tasvir k samne khade ho k soche wah kya lag rahi he bas  tab yahi sochna he ki wo tum khud ho uske baad dekho waise  chera chahe  jitna ganda ho lekin ek chamak aa jaegi

3. aesi ladkiyo se dosti kare jo aap se bhi jyada badsurat ho jis se aap andho me kani rani lagengi jisse koi bhi ladka sabse pahle aapko dekhega.. or har dum un ladkiyo ko apni khubsurati ka ahsas karwati rahe unke jalne se bhi aap me nikhar aayega

4.khubsurat ladkiya aksar ghamndi hoti he wo kisi se bhi sidhe moo baat nahi karti.. lekin tumko ye galti nahi karni he.. har kisi se hans k bolna he hansi nahi aaye tab bhi hasna he khas taur se ladko se hans k hi bolo agar wo kahe >> aaj meri "maa mar gayi tumhe kahna he >>  "omg lol ye kaise hua mubaraq ho ek na ek din marna hi tha baad me mahngayi  badh jati to jyada kharcha hota chalo abhi saste me nipat gaya kaam" is se aap or jyada khubsurat lagengi

5.aapko boy hostal,collage k aage se kam se kam din me char se panch baar nikalna chahiye aksar ladko ki ghurti nazre or unko mare hue comment  bhi khubsurati badha dete he gadhiyo ko bhi hoor ka ahsas karwate he

6.  mahnga prodcut bhi koi bhala karne wale to he nahi sirf paise ki barbadi he isliye raat me sone se pahle apne moo pe aata laga le jisse  kam se kam dil me ye rahega ki aapne koi product use kiya he or fayda hoga  dil me khusi milegi raat me neend  achi aaegi or paisa bhi bachega jisse aap or sundar lagengi

7. jab ghar se nikle bade bade kach wale chasme laga le jo aapka aadhe se jyada chehra cover kar le usse  aapki aadhi badsurati waise hi dhak jaegi or aap khubsurat dikhne lagegi

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