Its Monday Again
Damn Monday, why do you always have to ruin my weekend!
isn't ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?
Mondays just another reason to be angry lol
just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.
Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
Monday - is when the alarm sounds somewhat similar to the invitation to death
If I was president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday,
you'll know that an alien has killed me and it's wearing my skin as a disguise.
Just once, I would like to wake up,
turn on the news, and hear:
"Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
Three horrible facts:
1. Today is not Friday.
2. Tomorrow is not Friday
3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
Saying have a happy Monday, is like saying have a happy period. Its just not gonna happen.
Dear Monday, We just aren't good together!You show up at the worst times and overstay your welcome.Your negativity is dragging me down so I must move along now!
isn't ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?
Mondays just another reason to be angry lol
just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.
Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
Monday - is when the alarm sounds somewhat similar to the invitation to death
If I was president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday,
you'll know that an alien has killed me and it's wearing my skin as a disguise.
Just once, I would like to wake up,
turn on the news, and hear:
"Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
Three horrible facts:
1. Today is not Friday.
2. Tomorrow is not Friday
3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
Saying have a happy Monday, is like saying have a happy period. Its just not gonna happen.
Dear Monday, We just aren't good together!You show up at the worst times and overstay your welcome.Your negativity is dragging me down so I must move along now!