Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko 

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa 

Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when 

you wakeup today? 

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Faraz k baad ab
" Nawaz Sharif " k liye Arz Karte Hain

" Ganje " Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak.

Wa wa wa

1. Riddle:

There was a man walking in the rain. His jacket and pants were wet. He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet? Who was that person and how is it possible?

Kis Tarah Khatam Karain Unsay Rishta Apna

Jinko Sirf Sochtey Hain To GOSHT Bhi HADDI Ban Jata Hai.*.

Tak Dina Din Pogo Pogo Tak dina din Pogo POGO!!!

My each wish is meant true, though the words very few,
may joys always shower upon you, and happiness arriving everything u do...

Happy Bakra Eid, Happy Qurbani

As you pray to Allah and offer your sacrifices in the true spirit of Eid-ul Adha - here's hoping that all your wishes are fulfilled and prayers are answered.
Happy Bakra Eid!

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,

Jin boys ki jaanu nai hoti wo becharay bs is baat par hi dil behla letay hain....
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Girl: My janu, My baby, Mera Bacha
My sweetu, My golu
kya tum muj se ShAdi kroge, bol mera baby

Boy: O fitey mu kaminiye propose kr rhi hai ya goad le rhi ho..

REAL TENSION
Ek Sundar Ladki Ne Tumse Lift Mangi....
Raste Mein Uski Tabiat Khrab Ho Gai....
Aap Use Hospital Le Gae....
Doctor bola- Mubarak Ho Aap Baap Bnne Wale
Ho....
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Lo Ho Gai Tension
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App Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hu
Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Bap Hai
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Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi

Wo bar bar muhje sar sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa paa k us k pas gya

Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey

Usne sharmate hue kaha

“Bhai ap ny shlwar ulti pehni hui he”  xD

Mery Waswason Ko Hawa Na Day, Mere Chahton Ka Khayal Kar....!!
Tha Kbhi Kbhi Ka Jo Rabta Agr Ho Sakay To Bahal Rakh...!

2 Type ki grls k piche mat bhago..
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kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse
nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi 

Kash tum aisy mery ho jio
dost
jesy mera nam mera h.

Ary lagao to lagta hai 5 min main hukumat girne wali hai
Geo lagao to lagta hai 5 min main dharna rafa dafa hone wala hai
Twitter lagao to lagta hai bacha bacha politician hai
Facebook lagao to lagta hai PTI ki hukumat chal rhe hai
PTV lagao to lagta hai pakistan main sirf kapas ki fasal hai aur hum sub kissan hain..

Hakumat hai shalwar ni hai jo itni jaldi aur asani se utar jay gi.

Veena malik ki imran khan aur tahir ul qadri se munh mari. . . . . .

Super idea !  
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agar apk pas kisi ko dane ko kuch nahe ho to usko EK
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Me : Ami Mujhy ek Larka Pasand aya hai

Ami : Axha...!!! Kia Kerta hai ....????

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Me : Din main 500sms + Fb Per 5 Pages ka Admin hai har Page per 1M+ likes hain

here comes Flying chuppal 20km\h