Who said that santa izz fool ???
Can anybody answer like santa   :)

Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Santa- NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra?
Santa- Teri maa ki ...
doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.  :D :P 

Boy:" tum hamesha
sath rehne ka waada kar sakti
ho ??
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Girl:" haan..
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Boy:" kabhi chhod ke nahi
jaogi ??
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Girl:" nahi..
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Two girlzz were playing chess

(joke doesn't end here).

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girl 1-

Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe

hai.

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,

Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But

AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,

Usmein-

Pappu ne FB STATUS like kiya jiske end
mein likha tha...
"Jin ko smjh mai nai aya wo POGO
dekhen"
Pappu replied after 3 days.
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"Everyone goes with the flow..

but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life.."

Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC POLICE..

Pandu ne "chaalan" faad diya..!!   :D :D

Boy:- i love u jaan mujhe lagta he tum bhi mujhe love
karne lagi ho
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Santa2 Banta:SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat
Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya ?

If you think putting up status and dp's like
"Free Palestine" "Free Gaza" is all? Think again! NOW TRY BOYCOTTING MAJOR ISRAELI
PRODUCTS ..! *Coca-Cola
*L'oreal
And many others products beginning with code 729.. ! This is the best way to defeat Israel. Hit them in the soft corner: their economy.... first start with drinks

She:- Jaanu ye BC kya hota hai.?
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He :- BC means Bohut Cute.
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She :- Janu I'm BC na.?
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He :- Haan jaanu bohut BC ho.
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She:- Aawwwww... :D :p

It can happen only in Indian Movies

Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

No comment ...............Indian movies???????

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute .""

N last one is an epic "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village.. and Dharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar chadta kaise hai??
  :p :p

More electricity, time and minds will be saved in India...

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If all SAAS BAHU serials are banned..!

:D :P :P :D