Susti Hamari Sb Sy Bari Dushman Ha
(Allama Iqbal)
“Hamein Apne Dushman Sy B Pyar Karna Chaiye
(Quaid_E_Azam)
Hun Daaso Banda Kedi Many…?  :D

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju: I wont come, my mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: The people of turkey are called Turks, now tell me what are the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs.

Teacher: Draw A Diagaram Of Bacteria. Kid: Here It Is Sir. Teacher: Where? You Havent Drawn Anything Kid: Sir, Can you See Bacteria Without Microscope?

1. Santa: Wh@t’$ The E@$!est W@y To Remember Ur W!fe'$ B!rthday ?

Banta: Forget !t Once.


2. Santa: Why D!d The Boy Feel W@rm On H!$ B!rthday ?

Banta: Bec@use People Kept To@$ting H!m.

Relationship between lovers in today's age!!

"You can touch each other.,
but u cannot touch each others mobilez.! :p

Best break up line by a girl:

" wanna see magic ? "

Boy:"yes sure"

Girl:"POOF you are single !!!"

Gal: What do you think about our love? Boy: Try to count the stars in the sky
Gal: Awwww....It's infinite?!


Boy: No bitch! It's a waste of time

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because

A relationship has : A girl.. A boy..

an ex trying to mess it up..

& a 'friend' waiting for a break up...

Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No

Boy: Why ?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it

Boy in his mind: Baapre! I am acting but she is overacting.

Girlfriend : you're extremely rude! All the time I was talking, you kept yawning!
Boyfriend : I was not yawning. I was trying to say something... :D

Why women r complicatd

Bf- you are in a bad mood whats the matter with you?
Gf- nothing

Bf- is it something i said?
Gf- no

First day of school..boy sees a beautiful girl siting rite next to him and writes on a paper.. '' I love u,do you love me?'' and passes the paper to her.. she replies'no''.. He didnt giv up, he rubs her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied yes..

Moral of the story:

The three magical words every Boy wants to hear from a girl

I was wrong....

"Come to the front gate of
 my apartment where u Drop me,
 Look for flat 9A,
 YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
 Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
 Get out of the lift
 YOu will find my flat on left....

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Once A Girl Asked Her Boyfriend : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height And Distance But Not Love, Friendship And Trust ?

Boy Thought For A While
-
Took Her In His Arms,

Last Thursday was my birthday.
My wife n kids didn't wish me.
I went 2 work,my friends dint wish me.

Wife:-
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?

Husband:-
 To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing it forcibly.. :D

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends