Judge=Tum Ny 10 Saal Sy Apni Wife K0 Daraa K,Dhamka K, Apnay C0ntrol Me Rkha Hy......!!
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Mulzim=But Sir

Sardar Ne "A, B, C" Sikhi
Techer
ab A Sy Z Tk Fruit k Nam Banao

Bachay Ki Maa Bachy Se:
'Tum Poore Saal Nahi Parhte Or Exams Aatay Hi Kitabon Me Lag Jate Ho?

Yeh jo dil h0ta ha na
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak

Ye fill kro abhi Plz:
Q1: Agr aap 1 din liye mere 7 Ghomne chalty to kahan?
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Q2:Agr aap Hamare Rishte ko change kar sakte to konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3:Agr aap ko chance mile mujy kuch kehny ka to kya kehty?
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Q4: Agr aapko meri 1 cheez lene ka moqa milta to kya lety?
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Reply Zarur dena,..,

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Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega...:-P

Itna na sataya kar ke raat bhar na so sake hum, Subah ko surkh ankhon ka sabab pochte hain log

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko 

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa 

Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when 

you wakeup today? 

Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi

Wo bar bar muhje sar sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa paa k us k pas gya

Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey

Usne sharmate hue kaha

“Bhai ap ny shlwar ulti pehni hui he”  xD

Super idea !  
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agar apk pas kisi ko dane ko kuch nahe ho to usko EK
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,

1st : BORING

2nd : INTERSTING
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BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
Jaan-bujh kar
UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!

Mujhe dono pasand hai :))

Height of Kaminapan:

A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..

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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
   
Really cnfusing yaar 

Ek Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.

Ladki:

Apne uncle ko fon do.

Bacha:

Aap ka name?

Ladki:

Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.

jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha:

"lekin aunty mobile pe to aapka naam "item no. 3 " "likha hua hai"  

Aur wo becahara aaj tk isi duwidha m ki uska breakup kyu hua  

Old yet gold ...  

Ekk dil dhlaane dene waali awesome hollywood story read untill end  

Yeh love story hain ek gunge ladke ki aur bahiri ladki ki. Dono ek dusre ke pyaar mein pagal the.

True feelings of boys:

Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best friend banakar..

Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar roti hai na..
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Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke ab uska kya mtlb nikaale :0  

Dedicated to all married people...

Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..ghutno pe.

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..

Santa: aur nahi to kya..

Dost:Kya Boli?

Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..     

Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”

Pathan: “North Waziristan”

Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”

Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“ :D

Prove that 2/10 = 2 !

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Chinese student: No Way

American student: It's strange, how is it possible !!

Indian legend Rajnikant solved it very easily:

Two / Ten

= wo / en

( T with T cancel )